Hey there!
My name is Tudor and I'm trying to raise a million dollars by receiving donations from random people over the web who stumble upon this site. The minimum amount you can donate is 1 dollar. But larger sums are welcomed.
You don't know me and there's a fat chance that you never will. But that doesn't really matter, as long as you have a credit card, a PayPal account and the desire to send me a $1. Even if a dollar is a small amount, I understand if you want to make sure that this is money well spent, so I invite you to google me, read my blog and then come back to donate.
Thank you
Questions and Answers
- What do you need the money for?
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I'm going to help my sick grandmother and buy gifts for the children at a local orfanage,I'm going to invest in romanian start-ups.Okay, I admit. First of all I'm going to buy myself a very fast car. I'm thinking about a Maserati, but I'm open to suggestions, if you have any. But keep in mind that the car should have at least 400 bhp and should reach 100 kmph (62 miles per hour) in no more than 5 seconds.
Then I'll buy a lot of booze - good stuff, like Hennessy, Gaston de Casteljac, Dom Perignon and so on - and cuban cigars. And I'll go to Hawaii with my girlfriend for several months.
Of course I'm going to moderate and save some money for a rainy day, in case I'll run out of luck. For instance, if the Police catches me speeding while driving under the influence and I'll have to bribe them to let me off the hook.
And, in the end, I'm going to send my chap Dan a dollar.
- Are you for real?
- Yea! Hey, at least I'm not bullshitting you!
- Do you actually expect to win money this way?
- Why not?
- How can I help you fulfill your dream?
- Donate! Doh...Einstein!
- I'm broke/I don't give money to people like you, but I consider this to be a funny site and I'm willing to help you!
- Well then, help promote this site. Banners are available below.
By now, you should have a smile on your face. Isn't that worth a buck? Please donate!
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